Best Friends with the Best Benefits
Not Your Basic Health Brand
Witty. Bold. Impossible to ignore.
Share & Get Paid
Straight-up commission. No BS.
Real Food. Real Fridge.
No fake sugars. No weird stuff.
Get in Early. Grow With Us.
This brand’s going places—fast.
Checks the Right Health Boxes
We check all the boxes without feeling like a compromise.
GIVING MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY 📸
Think your audience is ready to break up with fake snacks? Let’s go.
Breakup With Cake isn’t your average health brand—and we’re proud of it. We’re bold, rebellious, and finally saying what everyone’s been thinking: most “healthy” bars are packed with fillers, fake sugars, and shelf-stable nonsense. Ours aren’t. We use real, fridge-worthy ingredients—no added sugars, no sugar alcohols, and nothing artificial. Just clean, craveable fuel your people will actually want to eat.
As an affiliate, you’ll get to share a product you believe in, earn straight-up commission (no complicated tiers or gimmicks), and be part of a fast-growing movement that’s turning heads in the wellness world. We’re here to make real food the norm—and we’re just getting started.
Want in early? Hit the button. Let’s break up with the BS—together.
🙌 Let’s Help Your AUDIENCE Find Their New Snack Partner
You’re not just sharing snacks; you’re shifting culture. Thanks for breaking up with cake and partnering with Breakup With Cake: Ingredients That Respect You—and a mission that values your voice.
From the Diary
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Dear Protein Bar, It’s Not Me—It’s Definitely You
How I finally broke up with the chalky “health” snack I thought I had to love.
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Our Break Up Story | The Moving-On
Our journey from a toxic relationship with sugar & processed foods to finding our soul mate.
